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Elfin' Magic

I was nestled all snug in my bed again last night, about to drift of…

Bloody But Unbowed

I did something kind of crazy today. Bordering on suicidal. I went a…

Mom's Out of Order

You know it's going to be a bad day when a nagging injury wakes …

When Did Halloween Become the New Christmas?

Some years, Halloween falls on a weekend so all the little ghouls ge…

My First Lockdown. Holy $H–!

So there I was at my son's parent-teacher conference this Wednes…

Worse Parents Than You

Right as this school year was getting underway, I came across a news…

First Day Back! Yippee! (Sniffle Sniffle)

All the social media sites are abuzz with posts and pics about the f…

Summer Reality Check

Sigh...Summer is in full swing and I just want to sleep late, go to t…

My New Hero: Alysia Montaño

Weekly 'What Th–"
Now that my kids are off school for the s…

Rules of a Feminist Father

The supportive father of a 20 year-old girl from Cherry Hill, NJ was …

Put Up Your Daisy Dukes

One of the big stories going around the net right now involves an 11…

Goldilocks And The Three Butts

I've been in my house for 12 years, which means all our toilets …

Yippee! I Got An Agent!

Some news is so big, you just want to scream it from the rooftops. St…

Not Your Daughter's Barbie

Lately, the folks behind Barbie have been going hog wild trying to fi…

Ban Bossy? Or help my daughter be The Boss?

I am a sucker for anything pro-women, much to my man's in…

What's in an Effin Name?

A few weeks back, Jimmy Kimmel announced on "The Ellen Degenere…

Running Away Money

“Always have some running away money.”
This was the slice of optimisti…

Sex Checks for Soccer Chicks

Did you hear the one about the Iranian women's national soccer t…

World's Best Worst Mom

Those who know me from afar may have formed the impression that I'…

Chocolate Covered Oreos. A Cheap, Easy Way to Say I Love You.

A Valentine's Treat for the Baking Inept
Nothing says, “I love yo…

Plastic Surgery App for Girls

"Hey girls! How would you like to play DIY Doctor and perform l…

I'm A Moron. And an Oxymoron.

Welcome to my blog.
I grew up under the shadow of a little old revol…

Forget the New Year's Resolutions. Have an Attitude Adjustment Instead.

Let’s all resolve to stop whining and start thinking positive before…