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Politically incorrect family April Fool's pranks

In my household, we take our holidays pretty seriously. For Hallowee…

The threat down the hall

Anyone who’s met me knows I’m all about supporting women. My first n…

Going Back to College

What I can actually remember of my college partying days was pretty …

What Moms Want More Than Sex

"Hot sex is good. Hot coffee is even better." I used to lus…

Why I Want A Wife

My son’s friend has two moms. They share the house chores and also s…

How To Brainstorm A Book

So this is the thing. We didn’t actually start out writing a hilariou…

Eviction Notice to My Kids

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Sorry, Mom – (I Didn't Know What a Pain I Was)

Motherhood can be a thankless job, full of headaches and hair pulling…

Silly For Lilly: How My BFF Survived the Pulitzer for Target Launch

Guest Post By Marisa Coar: This tale comes from my BFF, and like all …

The 'That Won't Be Us" Illusion

My older brother called the other day to invite us to a little get-to…

Brain Freeze

‘Heard you have cold weather coming your way?’ my mother said from th…

Elfin' Magic

I was nestled all snug in my bed again last night, about to drift of…

Mom's Out of Order

You know it's going to be a bad day when a nagging injury wakes …

When Did Halloween Become the New Christmas?

Some years, Halloween falls on a weekend so all the little ghouls ge…

Yippee! I Got An Agent!

Some news is so big, you just want to scream it from the rooftops. St…

Not Your Daughter's Barbie

Lately, the folks behind Barbie have been going hog wild trying to fi…

What's in an Effin Name?

A few weeks back, Jimmy Kimmel announced on "The Ellen Degenere…